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導(dǎo)語：現(xiàn)在很多孩子在進(jìn)入幼兒園時(shí)期就開始接觸英語的學(xué)習(xí)了。學(xué)習(xí)英語首先要培養(yǎng)孩子學(xué)習(xí)興趣，興趣是孩子學(xué)習(xí)的動(dòng)力。

幼兒英語幽默小故事一  

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.

一只孤獨(dú)的青蛙，對(duì)所有形式的陪伴都感到絕望，于是它撥打了心理咨詢熱線，想要知道它的未來還有什么樣的可能。

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

它的個(gè)人心理咨詢顧問對(duì)它說，“你會(huì)遇見一位美麗的姑娘，她會(huì)想要知道所有關(guān)于你的事情” 　　

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

青蛙感到萬分激動(dòng)，說：“太好了！我會(huì)在哪遇見她？工作的時(shí)候？還是在晚宴上？” 　　"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

“不，”顧問說，“在生物課上。” 　　

幼兒英語幽默小故事二  

The Broom Seller and the Barber

賣掃帚的人和理發(fā)師

A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.

一個(gè)賣掃帚的人去理發(fā)店修面。理發(fā)師從他那里買了一把掃帚。當(dāng)理發(fā)師給他修面后，問一下他掃帚的價(jià)格。

“Two pence,” said the man.

賣掃帚的人說：“兩個(gè)便士?！?　　

“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”

“不，不?！崩戆l(fā)師說：“我只出一個(gè)便士，如果你認(rèn)為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去?！?　　

The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.

賣掃帚的人拿回了掃帚，隨后問修面要付多少錢。

“A penny,” said the barber.

“一便士?！崩戆l(fā)師說。 　　

“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”

賣掃帚的人說：“我給你半個(gè)便士，如果不夠的話，請(qǐng)把我的胡子還給我?！?/p>