小編整理一些搞笑的句子，希望能帶給你歡笑，微微一下，苦惱全消。

1、“特別能吃苦”這5個(gè)字，我想了想，我做到了前4個(gè)……

"Can endure hardship" these 5 words, I thought to think, I achieved the first 4...

2、聽說人丑就要多讀書，難怪我媽從小就說我不是讀書的料。

I heard that ugly people read more books, no wonder my mother said since childhood that I am not reading material.

3、世界上沒有無緣無故的愛，也沒有無緣無故的恨，卻TM偏偏有無緣無故的胖！

There is no love without reason or hatred in the world, but TM is fat without reason!

4、電視到最后男女主角結(jié)婚了就大結(jié)局了，這說明啥?只要一結(jié)婚，后面就沒戲了。

TV to the end of the lead actor and actress married on the finale, what does this show? As soon as you get married, you're done.

5、我們每個(gè)人都是夢(mèng)想家，當(dāng)夢(mèng)走了，就只剩想家了。

Every one of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, there is only homesickness left.